What an odd assortment of people on the Neighbor‘s red carpet last night. Let’s take a look.
Here we have The Mindy Project‘s Ike Barenholtz. Love Ike Barenholtz. OK, let’s see. Marry, Fuck, Kill: Ike….
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… Seth Rogan…
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And Zac Efron. I don’t much like Zac Efron these days. He reminds me of Wayne Newton now. All bloated and phony, not even a real person anymore. I’d definitely kill Zac Efron. Yeah. Fuck Ike, marry Seth, and kill Zac.
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Yuck. Look at the way he’s perfected that “stare into the middle distance” gaze for the photographers. I just want to punch him. I’m almost excited for his drug problem to exacerbate, just to put a chink in that armor. He’s too Tom Cruise-like now. Just a little robot. Is he straight, is he gay? I don’t think HE knows. I think he’s so balled up and repressed and worried about being PERFECT ZAC EFRON that he’ll never know. He wouldn’t want to ruin his idea of himself.
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Still love Dave Franco, though. Hey. Have you noticed everyone is wearing grey suits? What’s THAT all about?
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Dying over singer T Mills.
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Now THAT’s an impressive RBF. My GOD, she’s magnificent. Her name is Suzan Hughes and she’s a the founder of Herbalife. I think I just turned straight.
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This is Alan McClune. I had no idea either. Until I went on his Facebook page and discovered he was with Skinny Executive concierge services, which… OK. I fell into a Facebook hole looking at his inspirational messages to his fans, you really need to spend an hour or so doing aswell. I’ve include a few of my favorites beneath his picture.
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WUT. Just: WUT. I don’t even.
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