Picture it: 4:30AM, you hear a noise. You get out of bed, creep downstairs to investigate, and what do you find? A CLOWN WITH A FUCKING AXE! Whaaaaaat? NOOOOOO. He chases you. You run. He swings the axe. He misses. He swings again. And again and again. You scuffle. In your blind panic you reach out, you rip off the mask…. and you RECOGNIZE HIM AS AN ACQUANTANCE? What the fuck is going on? He collects himself, he grabs the mask and the axe and runs off.
That’s what authorities say happened to a North Carolina woman last night. After telling the officers what happened, the woman decided to go to a judge and request an arrest warrant for her acquaintance.
Police have not released the suspect’s name and a motive for the attack was not immediately clear.
Movie deal pending. (via HuffPo)
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