Hoookay. Deep breath. I need to calm down because he’s just a young kid. New to the red carpet scene. And obviously heterosexual (that HAIR!). So… this time I’ll give him break. But I must do my due diligence as a blogger and and ask OHMYFUCKINGGOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? Who let you out of your hotel room looking like that? Don’t you have a stylist yet? Don’t you know that YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO ACCESSORIZE BY YOURSELF UNLESS YOU’RE A FASHION PROFFESIONAL? The necklaces. CESSSSSS. Plural. *Facepalm* And the big-boy suit with the shirt collar out. Like he’s taking his best girl to the Morton’s Steak House in nearby Biloxi. And, God help me, we’re back to that HAIR. Greased back with the little That Girl flip peeping out from behind. Please tell me you’re growing it for a role.
Brenton Thwaits is obviously a boy on the rise. He’s IT. He had a triple run this year with Oculus, Maleficent, and now The Giver. He’s cute. He’s talented. He’s gonna be around for awhile. That’s why I implore somebody – ANYBODY – to intervene on his behalf and teach him THE VERY BASICS of red carpet presentation.
He could take a lesson from the MASTER, Taylor Swift (who looks gorgeous in her red-and-flesh-colored dress by Monique Lhuillier). Note the left-foot-crossing-over-the -right-foot/left-hand-on-hip/hip-thrust-out/and-neck-forward. It’s classic and it always works.
Even though Katie Holmes looks like she might eat your face, she knows how to work that Zac Posen.
Cameron Monaghan is wearing THE FUCK out of that suit. THIS, my friends, is how a ginger impresses. If only he’d take young Master Thwaits under his tutelage.
Supermodel Lindsay Ellingson knows how to show her Wes Gordon Spring 2014 nude crepe halter dress with contrasting yellow lace inserts off to best advantage. Give the boys what they want. A little backside for your NERVES.
Brenton’s co-star Mila Kunis Odeya Rush is wearing a gorgeous Georges Hobeika dress, but you’d never know because ALL YOU CAN LOOK AT IS THE BLUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER. (Brenton is Australian, did I mention that? I forgot to point out the flag pin he’s wearing. THE FLAG PIN HE’S WEARING. GROAN.)
One of these things is not like the others. Please Brenton, get thee to a stylist IMMEDIATELY, before you do any more red carpets and force me me to say things I don’t want to.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)
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